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140+ Unadorned Dumb Cat Names (That Don’t Seem Too Cute)

Good morning, cat lovers!

Are you ready to get your daily dose of dumb cat names?

We’ve put together the best list of dumb male kitty names, girlie ones that will make the ladies swoon, and cute little furballs. Plus we’ve got funny dumb or silly-sounding cats for all types!

So what are you waiting for—take a look!” Let’s get started!

Best 10 Dumb Cat Names

You have a dumb cat. You love your dumb cat. But what’s the best way to name it?

We’ve got you covered with these top 10 options!

Mr. Kitty
Luna Lovegood
Cheddar
Boots
Sylvester
Kitty Cat
Pickles
MooShoo
Mr. Whiskers
Oliver
Shadow
Garfield

Dumb Male Cat Names

We love dumb cats, and we’re sure you do too. these names may be totally dumb, but they’re also adorable.

So here are some of our favorite male dumb cat names!

Spunky – For the cat that’s full of energy.
Scrappy – For the little guy who fights back.
Pickles – Because cats love cucumbers!
Mittens – Because he has two thumbs on each paw.
Moo – Because he makes you feel like a million bucks.
Pudge – For the chubby little guy.
Algernon
Ambrose
Romeo
Gatsby
Aragorn
Mr. Pants
Lionheart
Foxfoot
Fluffybutt O’Connell
Snugglenuts McGee
Chompsky
Jake the Fake Cake

Dumb Girl Cat Names

Are you a cat lady? Or maybe you just have a cat. Either way, we’ve got the name for your kitty.

Here are some of our favorite dumb girl cat names:

Cocoa – For the dark-colored cat.
Boots – Because she’s always wearing them.
Banana – Because he loves to eat bananas.
Peaches – For the yellow cat in your life.
Lucy
Daffodil
Peaches
Lilac
Glory
Gretel
Clove
Peach
Cheerio
Beatrix
Tegan
Mabel
Lilypond
Tootsie
Lacey
Suzie Q
Purr-ball

Cute Dumb Cat Names

So you want to name your dumb cat something cute? We’ve got you covered.

Here are some of our cute dumb cat names:

Mr. Magoo – For the blind cat
Lilac Glory – For the yellow cat in your life.
Cheerio – Because he’s always happy.
Tootsie Lacey – For the cat that loves to lick things!
Tegan Mabel Lilypond Purr-ball
Gretel Clove
Meowy Christmas!
Whiskers
Isaac Newton
Mew-tini
Scratch Tucci
Armand Meow-file
Lord Whiskerton
Sir Licks-A-Lot
Batman
Catzilla
Captain Whiskers
Buttons
Meowth
Twinkle Toes
Big Mac
Tiger Lily

Funny Dumb Cat Names

These names are just suggestions, but they would be good choices if you’re okay with your cat staring at you whenever she hears her name.

Cat Stevens – For the cat that just won’t listen.
Garfield – Because he’s always hungry.
Tom & Jerry – For the duo that loves to fight!
Squeaky Paws – Because she can’t stop making noise.
Giggles
Sir Mew-Mew
Sushi
Catrina
Baldrick
Kitler
Sneezy
Meowdor Curry
Mr.Paws
Purrmuda Triangle
Purrlton John
Lick your
Fuzzbucket
Sneakers
Arrival
Bagheera
Maru
Zorro

Really Dumb Cat Names

There are plenty of dumb cats out there, which is good news if yours happens to be one.

These names will help you remember just how stupid your cat really is!

Dum Dum – Because he’s always getting into trouble.
Dummy – Because he never learns his lesson.
Dumb Dora – Because she’s just not that bright.
Dumb Duck – Because he can’t swim very well.
Garfield – Because he’s always getting into trouble.
Dumba – Because she never learns her lesson.
Donkey – Because his memory is terrible.
Dumbstruck – Because he can’t remember anything!
Dummy – Because he never learns his lesson.
Morris
Mister Pibbles
Mr. Mistoffelees
Cheshire
Mittens
Cleopatra
Fluffy
Garfield
Felix
Boomerang

Dumb Warrior Cat Names

Here is a list of dumb names for warrior cats we’ve come up with.

Knuckles
Honey for
Owlstar
Echopaw
Tigerpaw
Foxpaw
Sunnypelt
Flametail
Booger
Snuffles
Mr. Scissors
Dummy
Missy Bumblesticks
Snowflake
Floppers McGee
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Henry VIII (Hank)
Tom (or Kitty) Cruise

Dumb Grey Cat Names

Dumb cat names are a great way to give your pet a unique name. If you’re looking for something silly but not too stupid, this list is perfect.

Gorsepelt
Sulfur
Splash for
Dandelionwhisker
Flowerbreeze
Lizardstripe
Snowfire
Milkpool
Coneflower
Eaglefang
Eyelash
Brightheart
Yellowfang
Minnowtail
Whitestorm
Sweetie Pie
Fingers

Dumb Calico Cat Names

The calico cat is one of the most colorful and beautiful breeds. Here are some dumb girl cat names that we love:

Hefty Unicorn
Shedding Ox
Silly Bull
Gassy Mule
Pudgy Phoenix
Fluffy Crane
Hopping Kangaroo
Tiny Panda
Irritating Trout
Happywish
Diamond shine
Prettydance
Swift cloud
Fastdapple
Sweetbeetle
Furysong
Bluewater
Calmwave
Thunderstorm
Redflower

5 Reasons Why Dumb Cats Make the Best Pets

There are many reasons why dumb cats make the best pets. Here are five of them:

They’re easy to please. You don’t have to train them, and they don’t require a lot of attention.
Dumb cats love being lazy just as much as humans do!
Dumb cats love food and will happily eat anything you give them (as long as it isn’t an expensive gourmet meal).
They’re good listeners. Dumb cats don’t talk back or complain about what you say.
Adopting a dumb cat is one of the best decisions you’ll ever make in your life.

FAQs- Dumb Cat Names

1. Why Do Dumb Cats Need Names?

Dumb cats don’t have any idea what your name is and will not respond if you call out to them. They can get lost in the house and outside. If they’re wearing a collar with their name on it, then finding them will be much easier.

2. How to Talk to Your Dumb Cat?

Dumb cats can’t understand words. They will sit there and stare at you blankly if you try to speak to them. You need to talk to them in a way that they can understand.

3. Dumb Cat vs. Smart Cat, Which One is Better?

Dumb cats are better than smart ones. Dumb cats are loyal, don’t mind being ignored, and will still love you even if you forget their birthday. Smart cats are annoying, constantly wanting attention and they’re not very affectionate. We hope you will answer this question.